garbage-empress:

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Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from an even bigger ass

OP’s ass got so big it destroyed their URL







sixfootsix-deactivated20201121:

turnipfritters:

sixfootsix-deactivated20201121:

hey girls what’s up what’s the hot gossip what’s new what’s the 411

everything is bad and getting worse by the day

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fuckdamn:

hozey-nevergoingtochurch:

maplebungus:

heartshapedbasil:

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions







gray2tho:

for my friends who just WONT believe me







bulbasaur-propaganda:

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doomcannotbethisadorable:

jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear:

“Halloween is in our hearts” - Scarecrow

@lankybrunettepartdeux







bigprettygothgf:

bigprettygothgf:

nintendo’s frothing rage over the existence of emulation is the most embarrassing shit

boohoooooo people don’t want to pay the $100+ aftermarket prices for 15+ year old games we refuse to port and no longer even make money ourselves off of anymore. cry me a fucking river













optimusprimesmassivetrucktits:

the distortion of “there is potential profit we did not earn” as “there is money we lost” is fascinating and disgusting to me. “megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year” is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it’s an infuriating perversion of the truth

pi.